Under the weather

I've still got a few thoughts to pen down regarding my approaching departure, but I'm down with a bad case of the flu and don't really feel up to it today.

An interesting aside though. My mom's organising a farewell/21st dinner for me and my family on Saturday (sorry, none of my friends are invited because there are already about 30 people, and my aunt's house and my mom's budget do not permit me to invite you guys). Some suggestions from my relatives:

• get a stripper
  
• use condoms of all sorts to substitute balloons for decorations
• get me high on alcohol just for the fun of it
  

Don't ask.